Story of Old Man impression on MRT (Singlish Mode)
by Lim Peh
Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, nowsaday life in Singapore is very dangerous.
Got some peepur want to blow up MRT station.
This is too much! What is the world coming to?
Last time peepur buay song with each other, they start by staring at people. Then if still buay song, then maybe scratch their car, or late at night, put shit in their shoes or something. Worst come to the worst, they go and pay the local samseng to hoot their enemy upside down.
Where got bomb things one?
But acherly, I sometimes think MRT deserves to be blown up, because their fares are too espensive for senior citizens like me.
Last time, hor, you pay only 2 cents and the rickshaw puller will pull you alone wherever you want to go.
With this MRT, you pay nearly one dollar and have to kena share with so many peepur!
Some more, I heard, hor, you cannot bring durian on board.
Nao hiah, last time the rickshaw puller would take peepur to go and BUY durian some more! Does the MRT do that? I don't think so! It's damn no value!
My bleddy son, when he heard me say this sort of thing, he say, "But Pa, you've never been on an MRT, how do you know it's so bad?"
Si gin nah! Damn boh tua boh suay, dare to question old folks. Old folks no need to go out and try things before they know about it, mah. Because old folks got esperience, so they instantly know more than other peepur about things.
Then my son say, "So, Pa, if I understand what you're saying, because old folks have experience, they don't need to have any."
I replied, "Arbuthen?"
Then he shake his head and sighed, "And you don't think that that suggests a chicken and egg problem?"
Wah lan eh, that comment made me damn too lan! I immediately took his mother's cha kiak - the heavy, heavy wooden clog - and throw it at him, tell him to get lost!
How dare he teach me how to suck eggs!
Then he shout back, "I never said anything about sucking!"
Si noong kia! Dare to answer back! Even if he never say anything about sucking, I bet he thought about it!
I know. Because I think about sucking all the time. Especially at Geylang.
Acherly, come to think of it, Geylang there got MRT station. Maybe I should try-try taking the MRT once, just to prove it's horrible.
Lim Peh ka li kong, don'ch say I anyhow say unfair things.
Sorrow & Pain
it's being awhile since i even write a blog about my life.. wat a mess it's in my life.. This morning, i suddenly understand someone pain, someone sorrow.. someone so close to me.. someone i love so much.. dear, i really felt sorry for wat has happen to u.
This poem is specially for u, my dear. It's really nice even knowing you for a day. thx.
I feel you pain and your life is something I hold dear.
You cannot hide your sorrow from me.
And just for the moment let me take it from you.
For I want to give you some warmth and love,
And just for the moment let my hands and heart
give your warmth.
As the tears roll down my cheeks
I know your heart aches.
Let me give you love and security.
I can feel the void.
It is a silent cry.
Life has been cruel to you at times.
I know the emptyness, ah too well.
I know that your heart aches from deep inside.
I am here, let me soothe and comfort you.
Don't shut me out from the world.
I will cry with you,
hold you and share your sorrow.
I have no magic to heal your sorrow,
but I am here and I care.
And some day when I am gone I hope you have
fond memories of me
Knowing that I truly loved you
and cared for you.
Oh yes, I feel your pain and it is part of me.
For I truly love you and you are part of me.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he
decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed
wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the
e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer
screen which
read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2002
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails
to your loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival
tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is
as uneventful as mine was.
Where Will U Go When U Die? ( R I P )
Reincarnation: You are nice enough to go to heaven,
but Earth won't be as fun without you. So you
shall come back as someone or something else.
As a real optimist and lighthearted person, you
always see the good in things. People probably
respect you for your wonderful personality and
love for life. People like you make the world a
happier place (please rate my quiz)
**Where will you go when you die?**(now with pics)
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What Mythological Creature Are You
Faerie:
Faeries are sweet loving beings who love to help
people. They are not held back by reality and
love to dream and fly around. You probably are
very creative and although not the most popular
person in the world you are probably loved by
many for your sweet caring personality.
What Mythological Creature Are You (Many Results and Beautiful Pics)
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Take Me To Your Heart. by MLTR(Micheal Learns To Rock)
Hiding from the rain and snow
Trying to forget but I won't let go
Looking at a crowded street
Listening to my own heart beat
So many people all around the world
Tell me where do I find someone like you girl
(Chorus)
Take me to your heart take me to your soul
Give me your hand before I'm old
Show me what love is - haven't got a clue
Show me that wonders can be true
They say nothing lasts forever
We're only here today
Love is now or never
Bring me far away
Take me to your heart take me to your soul
Give me your hand and hold me
Show me what love is - be my guiding star
It's easy take me to your heart
Standing on a mountain high
Looking at the moon through a clear blue sky
I should go and see some friends
But they don't really comprehend
Don't need too much talking without saying anything
All I need is someone who makes me wanna sing
(Chorus)
What Love is?
Love is the perfect for rose for some
While it is just a thorn for others.
That pokes into deep down the heart
Leaving incurable infectious scars.
Love is an ultimate reality for some
While it might be an illusion for others.
An illusion that makes one to go after love
With a false hope like someone approaching the horizon;
Where the earth has met the sky.
The closer you get the further horizon moves,
Away from you to an infinite distance.
Love is the source of happiness for some,
While it is the source of a poisonous venom for others
Intoxicating every existence of a person.
Love is the of source all unhappiness for those who believe in true love!
What Kind Of Kiss Are You?
You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.
What kind of kiss are you?
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How Fast Would You Die In A Cheesy Zombie Flick!
You're the tough guy who gets the most zombie
kills. You make it most of the way, but die
heroically by sacrificing yourself and taking
out hundreds of zombies at the climax.
How fast would you die in a cheesy zombie flick?
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What emotional state are you?
Angst: You spend all your time worrying
about things; and a lot of what you worry about
you have no control over. It's hard for you to
accept that some things are unchangeable and
you often read too deeply into situations. You
crave assurance that everything will be okay.
What emotional state are you?
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What Do i Need? :)
LOVING ONE. You need safety in your relationship.
You want to be sure in his/her arms, knowing
that he will protect you and you can be totally
devoted to your other. At this point you are
very vulnerable. You open yourself and dont
even think that he/she could cheat you. You
totally trust your partner in every single way.
SO if you find out that she/he lied to you or
played a game this trust is broken. You may try
to forgive your other but this will be very
difficult.He/She has to be friendly and
trustworthy.
PLEASE VOTE, I want to know what you think about my
quiz, I worked hard on it.
You can always message me or tell me how I can
improve that quiz. Ill sure write back.
~THE big LOVE TEST!! What do you need? With PICS! For girls and boys!~
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Movies anyone ;D
Fight Club!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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You should be dating a Scorpio.
23 October - 21 November
Your mate is passionately caring, dynamic and
sensual. Though he or she can be
self-destructive, ruthless or overbearing, the
scorpion's sex life involves releasing his/her
most pent-up passions.
What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?
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My Heart
Your Heart is Red
What Color is Your Heart?
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Story of Old Man impression on MRT (Singlish Mode)
by Lim Peh
Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, nowsaday life in Singapore is very dangerous.
Got some peepur want to blow up MRT station.
This is too much! What is the world coming to?
Last time peepur buay song with each other, they start by staring at people. Then if still buay song, then maybe scratch their car, or late at night, put shit in their shoes or something. Worst come to the worst, they go and pay the local samseng to hoot their enemy upside down.
Where got bomb things one?
But acherly, I sometimes think MRT deserves to be blown up, because their fares are too espensive for senior citizens like me.
Last time, hor, you pay only 2 cents and the rickshaw puller will pull you alone wherever you want to go.
With this MRT, you pay nearly one dollar and have to kena share with so many peepur!
Some more, I heard, hor, you cannot bring durian on board.
Nao hiah, last time the rickshaw puller would take peepur to go and BUY durian some more! Does the MRT do that? I don't think so! It's damn no value!
My bleddy son, when he heard me say this sort of thing, he say, "But Pa, you've never been on an MRT, how do you know it's so bad?"
Si gin nah! Damn boh tua boh suay, dare to question old folks. Old folks no need to go out and try things before they know about it, mah. Because old folks got esperience, so they instantly know more than other peepur about things.
Then my son say, "So, Pa, if I understand what you're saying, because old folks have experience, they don't need to have any."
I replied, "Arbuthen?"
Then he shake his head and sighed, "And you don't think that that suggests a chicken and egg problem?"
Wah lan eh, that comment made me damn too lan! I immediately took his mother's cha kiak - the heavy, heavy wooden clog - and throw it at him, tell him to get lost!
How dare he teach me how to suck eggs!
Then he shout back, "I never said anything about sucking!"
Si noong kia! Dare to answer back! Even if he never say anything about sucking, I bet he thought about it!
I know. Because I think about sucking all the time. Especially at Geylang.
Acherly, come to think of it, Geylang there got MRT station. Maybe I should try-try taking the MRT once, just to prove it's horrible.
Lim Peh ka li kong, don'ch say I anyhow say unfair things.
Sorrow & Pain
it's being awhile since i even write a blog about my life.. wat a mess it's in my life.. This morning, i suddenly understand someone pain, someone sorrow.. someone so close to me.. someone i love so much.. dear, i really felt sorry for wat has happen to u.
This poem is specially for u, my dear. It's really nice even knowing you for a day. thx.
I feel you pain and your life is something I hold dear.
You cannot hide your sorrow from me.
And just for the moment let me take it from you.
For I want to give you some warmth and love,
And just for the moment let my hands and heart
give your warmth.
As the tears roll down my cheeks
I know your heart aches.
Let me give you love and security.
I can feel the void.
It is a silent cry.
Life has been cruel to you at times.
I know the emptyness, ah too well.
I know that your heart aches from deep inside.
I am here, let me soothe and comfort you.
Don't shut me out from the world.
I will cry with you,
hold you and share your sorrow.
I have no magic to heal your sorrow,
but I am here and I care.
And some day when I am gone I hope you have
fond memories of me
Knowing that I truly loved you
and cared for you.
Oh yes, I feel your pain and it is part of me.
For I truly love you and you are part of me.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he
decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed
wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the
e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer
screen which
read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2002
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails
to your loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival
tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is
as uneventful as mine was.
Where Will U Go When U Die? ( R I P )
Reincarnation: You are nice enough to go to heaven,
but Earth won't be as fun without you. So you
shall come back as someone or something else.
As a real optimist and lighthearted person, you
always see the good in things. People probably
respect you for your wonderful personality and
love for life. People like you make the world a
happier place (please rate my quiz)
**Where will you go when you die?**(now with pics)
brought to you by Quizilla
What Mythological Creature Are You
Faerie:
Faeries are sweet loving beings who love to help
people. They are not held back by reality and
love to dream and fly around. You probably are
very creative and although not the most popular
person in the world you are probably loved by
many for your sweet caring personality.
What Mythological Creature Are You (Many Results and Beautiful Pics)
brought to you by Quizilla
Take Me To Your Heart. by MLTR(Micheal Learns To Rock)
Hiding from the rain and snow
Trying to forget but I won't let go
Looking at a crowded street
Listening to my own heart beat
So many people all around the world
Tell me where do I find someone like you girl
(Chorus)
Take me to your heart take me to your soul
Give me your hand before I'm old
Show me what love is - haven't got a clue
Show me that wonders can be true
They say nothing lasts forever
We're only here today
Love is now or never
Bring me far away
Take me to your heart take me to your soul
Give me your hand and hold me
Show me what love is - be my guiding star
It's easy take me to your heart
Standing on a mountain high
Looking at the moon through a clear blue sky
I should go and see some friends
But they don't really comprehend
Don't need too much talking without saying anything
All I need is someone who makes me wanna sing
(Chorus)
What Love is?
Love is the perfect for rose for some
While it is just a thorn for others.
That pokes into deep down the heart
Leaving incurable infectious scars.
Love is an ultimate reality for some
While it might be an illusion for others.
An illusion that makes one to go after love
With a false hope like someone approaching the horizon;
Where the earth has met the sky.
The closer you get the further horizon moves,
Away from you to an infinite distance.
Love is the source of happiness for some,
While it is the source of a poisonous venom for others
Intoxicating every existence of a person.
Love is the of source all unhappiness for those who believe in true love!
What Kind Of Kiss Are You?
You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.
What kind of kiss are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
How Fast Would You Die In A Cheesy Zombie Flick!
You're the tough guy who gets the most zombie
kills. You make it most of the way, but die
heroically by sacrificing yourself and taking
out hundreds of zombies at the climax.
How fast would you die in a cheesy zombie flick?
brought to you by Quizilla
What emotional state are you?
Angst: You spend all your time worrying
about things; and a lot of what you worry about
you have no control over. It's hard for you to
accept that some things are unchangeable and
you often read too deeply into situations. You
crave assurance that everything will be okay.
What emotional state are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
What Do i Need? :)
LOVING ONE. You need safety in your relationship.
You want to be sure in his/her arms, knowing
that he will protect you and you can be totally
devoted to your other. At this point you are
very vulnerable. You open yourself and dont
even think that he/she could cheat you. You
totally trust your partner in every single way.
SO if you find out that she/he lied to you or
played a game this trust is broken. You may try
to forgive your other but this will be very
difficult.He/She has to be friendly and
trustworthy.
PLEASE VOTE, I want to know what you think about my
quiz, I worked hard on it.
You can always message me or tell me how I can
improve that quiz. Ill sure write back.
~THE big LOVE TEST!! What do you need? With PICS! For girls and boys!~
brought to you by Quizilla
Movies anyone ;D
Fight Club!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
brought to you by Quizilla
You should be dating a Scorpio.
23 October - 21 November
Your mate is passionately caring, dynamic and
sensual. Though he or she can be
self-destructive, ruthless or overbearing, the
scorpion's sex life involves releasing his/her
most pent-up passions.
What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?
brought to you by Quizilla
My Heart
Your Heart is Red
What Color is Your Heart?
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