This is so funny if u got play Starcraft(broodwar)
Reason why u should stop playing broodwar..!
1) When you are going to be late for school and use stim packs to run faster.
2) when you see lots of mice, you say omg cracklings.
3) when you use SC strategies for WC3
4) when you say omg you suck after you beat someone because of your leet micro skills you learned from SC.
5) when you can say you are at pro lvl in SC
6) when you can make a completely balanced 128x128 map in 30 minutes or less
7) when you see tanks, you shout omg go siege mode, youd own those guys
8) when you try and lift your house up to move and fly to find minerals
9) when you get hurt, and say MEDIC!
10) when you see the US at war and go, omg wheres you micro in that, proxy damit, scout rush him rush him. omg nooblar >.>
11: When you see a worm, you kill it to make sure it dosnt turn into a hydralisk.
12: when you mistake Warcraft3 units for SC units
13: when you watch a war movie(enemy at the gate and save private ryan for example), you yell at the TV *use stim pack n00bs*
14: when you after seeing the end scinematic for BW Zerg campaign, you call the president and tell him that the Zerg are preparing to invade earth.
15: when you watch a episode of Babylon 5 and mistakes Minbari ships for Protoss ships
16: when you watch a episode of Star trek and yells at the TV *use Yamato cannon idiots, omfg!!!11!1!!!1!1!!111*
17: When u walk into a mirror trying to become an Archon
18: When u dig a hole and burrow urself in it
19) When you blow up the local reptileorium and say, "HA! WHERES YOUR TERRAN TURTLE NOW, BITCH?"
20) When you sneak into the girl's locker room and say, "You can't see me, I'm a DT."
21) When you can't find your car and yell out "BLACK SHEEP WALL!!"
22.when u want 2 attack ur enemy u make copies of yourself and mass ur enemies.
22.when u want 2 attack ur enemy u make copies of yourself and mass ur enemies.
23.when u get an army tank from the army base, act like its in siege mode and start firing on the base.
24. when you post in this topic...
25. you play ET and tries to use stim pack
26. when you can mention every units quotes backwards
27. when your at school learning about modern warfare you ask your teacher why the tanks cant go into siege mode
28. when you take a SC copy with you into space (has happened b4)
29. on a date and your girlfriend kisses you, you scream "OMG NO RUSHING!!"
30: When u eat small flying fleas and wait till somebody u hate shows up. Then u yell INTERCEPTOR POWAA!!1!!11!1!!1111oneone and spits the fleas at him (the best i could come up with in a couple of minutes)
31)when u are bing chased by a mob and u say WHERE THE HELL IS MY STIM PACK!!!!!!!! 32)when u an army of mutans get ur flame thrower and say BURN MOTHER FUCKERS HAHAHAHA!!!!!
i've found my love, my happiness, hopefully those who read this... also will.. some tips.. ya?
-Listen to the person u love.
-Care and Love her without doubts.
-Be there for tat person.
-Show tat u enjoy her company.
-Respect her.
-Willing to give in.
-Forgive & forget.
-Dun force her as there is no future.
-Say i love u once a day.
-Show tat there is no gap in between.
-Know wat she likes and hates.
*i love u* kewl
I wish to cry, not tears come out,
I wish to die, not time pass by,
I wish she was here, too much to ask,
I wish today end, it's just begain..
Does all good things always have to end the hard way?
Does all lovers have to experienced hardship before they bear fruits?
I had to say Bye but i had to go..
*sad day*
If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it .
Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend . And if u don't, tomorrow can be too late .
If you're in love with somebody , but that person doesn't know... tell her/him.
Maybe today, that person is also in love with you .
And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late .
If you really want to kiss somebody... kiss her/him.
Maybe that person wants a kiss from you, too . And if you don't kiss her/him today, tomorrow can be too late .
If you still love a person that you think has forgetten you... tell her/him.
Maybe that person have always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today , tomorrow can be too late.
If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it.
Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late.
If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them.
Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or go far away today , tomorrow can be too late.
If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them... do it .
Maybe you have them there to show them how you feel. That if you don't and they leave today , then tomorrow can be too late
Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, all this techno-logy is a terrible thing.
Last week I discovered the Interneh and found, over and over again, that there got so many porno sites!
I couldn't believe it! It was like some giant red light district.
Except without red lights.
I saw things I never saw before in Geylang, and certainly not in Keong Saik Road or Desker Road.
All kinds of funny things got.
Like anal sex! I got hear people threaten to f**k the living shit out of others, but this is si beh hiong!
What has society sunk to? Don't they know that chewrens can easily find these things?
I have decided to dedicate my time to locating each and every one of these sites, to make sure that no chewrens will accidentally wind up there!
And if any chewrens comes to the site, they will find me there first!
And I'll find them all, no matter how long it takes.
It's my sacred duty.
But when I told my son about this, the si noong kia dare to scold me!
He say, "Hallo, who's going to pay for all the phone line charges if you're online whole day long?"
I said, "You mean go Interneh must use phone, meh?"
Then he esplain to me about how a "modem" works.
Basically, go Interneh is like making a phone call, except you can access dirty things.
"So when you log on, it's like making some extended call to one of those sex hotlines," said my son.
"Sex hotlines?" I said.
"Yah, lor. Like in England or America like that, lor. You can call a number and speak to a char-bor who'll talk dirty to you."
"Like your mother?"
"Ah Pa, I know Ah Ma tells you to f**k off all the time, but I don't think it's talking dirty. At least not like the hotlines."
I was so shocked. I know there got such thing as "call girls", but...
"What do they say?" I asked.
"Pa, I'm not going to talk dirty to you!" shouted my son, and he stormed off.
Si noong kia! What kind of society is this that a son can suka-suka do'wan to speak erotically to his own father, thus enabling a stiffy?
Looks like I'll just have to use IDD.
Anyway, I returned to the Interneh.
I hear a lot of people say getting porn online is damn leceh and sad, because can only see, cannot touch. Then what for?
But to me, it's still one step above a magazine. Sometimes, when I use the mouse or trackball, it almost feels like a very firm neh-neh.
Much firmer than the pickled papayas of the old kways at Keong Saik Road, anyway.
And the little scroller is like a nipple like that.
And the pages don't get stuck together.
And to tell you the truth, sometimes being online is a lot like my own sex life:
Every so often, an error of type 3 will occur and my system will shut down.
In fact, restarting the computer is a lot faster than restarting my own system.
Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, after seeing all this porn on the Interneh, I can only conclude that technology is damn cock-up!
- LIM PEH
Easter aka Patrick
25
1998 to 1999 WCG Starcraft Champ
2001 to 2001 WCG Warcraft3 Champ
[[ The Wishlist ]]
New life!
If only you could know me better
Rich, Smart & wish i knew you 2 years ago.
To Be In your Arms "Ms Lee"
To know how to drive
To get my degree
To company her to Malaysia or any country
Get more friends
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This is so funny if u got play Starcraft(broodwar)
Reason why u should stop playing broodwar..!
1) When you are going to be late for school and use stim packs to run faster.
2) when you see lots of mice, you say omg cracklings.
3) when you use SC strategies for WC3
4) when you say omg you suck after you beat someone because of your leet micro skills you learned from SC.
5) when you can say you are at pro lvl in SC
6) when you can make a completely balanced 128x128 map in 30 minutes or less
7) when you see tanks, you shout omg go siege mode, youd own those guys
8) when you try and lift your house up to move and fly to find minerals
9) when you get hurt, and say MEDIC!
10) when you see the US at war and go, omg wheres you micro in that, proxy damit, scout rush him rush him. omg nooblar >.>
11: When you see a worm, you kill it to make sure it dosnt turn into a hydralisk.
12: when you mistake Warcraft3 units for SC units
13: when you watch a war movie(enemy at the gate and save private ryan for example), you yell at the TV *use stim pack n00bs*
14: when you after seeing the end scinematic for BW Zerg campaign, you call the president and tell him that the Zerg are preparing to invade earth.
15: when you watch a episode of Babylon 5 and mistakes Minbari ships for Protoss ships
16: when you watch a episode of Star trek and yells at the TV *use Yamato cannon idiots, omfg!!!11!1!!!1!1!!111*
17: When u walk into a mirror trying to become an Archon
18: When u dig a hole and burrow urself in it
19) When you blow up the local reptileorium and say, "HA! WHERES YOUR TERRAN TURTLE NOW, BITCH?"
20) When you sneak into the girl's locker room and say, "You can't see me, I'm a DT."
21) When you can't find your car and yell out "BLACK SHEEP WALL!!"
22.when u want 2 attack ur enemy u make copies of yourself and mass ur enemies.
22.when u want 2 attack ur enemy u make copies of yourself and mass ur enemies.
23.when u get an army tank from the army base, act like its in siege mode and start firing on the base.
24. when you post in this topic...
25. you play ET and tries to use stim pack
26. when you can mention every units quotes backwards
27. when your at school learning about modern warfare you ask your teacher why the tanks cant go into siege mode
28. when you take a SC copy with you into space (has happened b4)
29. on a date and your girlfriend kisses you, you scream "OMG NO RUSHING!!"
30: When u eat small flying fleas and wait till somebody u hate shows up. Then u yell INTERCEPTOR POWAA!!1!!11!1!!1111oneone and spits the fleas at him (the best i could come up with in a couple of minutes)
31)when u are bing chased by a mob and u say WHERE THE HELL IS MY STIM PACK!!!!!!!! 32)when u an army of mutans get ur flame thrower and say BURN MOTHER FUCKERS HAHAHAHA!!!!!
i've found my love, my happiness, hopefully those who read this... also will.. some tips.. ya?
-Listen to the person u love.
-Care and Love her without doubts.
-Be there for tat person.
-Show tat u enjoy her company.
-Respect her.
-Willing to give in.
-Forgive & forget.
-Dun force her as there is no future.
-Say i love u once a day.
-Show tat there is no gap in between.
-Know wat she likes and hates.
*i love u* kewl
I wish to cry, not tears come out,
I wish to die, not time pass by,
I wish she was here, too much to ask,
I wish today end, it's just begain..
Does all good things always have to end the hard way?
Does all lovers have to experienced hardship before they bear fruits?
I had to say Bye but i had to go..
*sad day*
If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it .
Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend . And if u don't, tomorrow can be too late .
If you're in love with somebody , but that person doesn't know... tell her/him.
Maybe today, that person is also in love with you .
And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late .
If you really want to kiss somebody... kiss her/him.
Maybe that person wants a kiss from you, too . And if you don't kiss her/him today, tomorrow can be too late .
If you still love a person that you think has forgetten you... tell her/him.
Maybe that person have always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today , tomorrow can be too late.
If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it.
Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late.
If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them.
Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or go far away today , tomorrow can be too late.
If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them... do it .
Maybe you have them there to show them how you feel. That if you don't and they leave today , then tomorrow can be too late
Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, all this techno-logy is a terrible thing.
Last week I discovered the Interneh and found, over and over again, that there got so many porno sites!
I couldn't believe it! It was like some giant red light district.
Except without red lights.
I saw things I never saw before in Geylang, and certainly not in Keong Saik Road or Desker Road.
All kinds of funny things got.
Like anal sex! I got hear people threaten to f**k the living shit out of others, but this is si beh hiong!
What has society sunk to? Don't they know that chewrens can easily find these things?
I have decided to dedicate my time to locating each and every one of these sites, to make sure that no chewrens will accidentally wind up there!
And if any chewrens comes to the site, they will find me there first!
And I'll find them all, no matter how long it takes.
It's my sacred duty.
But when I told my son about this, the si noong kia dare to scold me!
He say, "Hallo, who's going to pay for all the phone line charges if you're online whole day long?"
I said, "You mean go Interneh must use phone, meh?"
Then he esplain to me about how a "modem" works.
Basically, go Interneh is like making a phone call, except you can access dirty things.
"So when you log on, it's like making some extended call to one of those sex hotlines," said my son.
"Sex hotlines?" I said.
"Yah, lor. Like in England or America like that, lor. You can call a number and speak to a char-bor who'll talk dirty to you."
"Like your mother?"
"Ah Pa, I know Ah Ma tells you to f**k off all the time, but I don't think it's talking dirty. At least not like the hotlines."
I was so shocked. I know there got such thing as "call girls", but...
"What do they say?" I asked.
"Pa, I'm not going to talk dirty to you!" shouted my son, and he stormed off.
Si noong kia! What kind of society is this that a son can suka-suka do'wan to speak erotically to his own father, thus enabling a stiffy?
Looks like I'll just have to use IDD.
Anyway, I returned to the Interneh.
I hear a lot of people say getting porn online is damn leceh and sad, because can only see, cannot touch. Then what for?
But to me, it's still one step above a magazine. Sometimes, when I use the mouse or trackball, it almost feels like a very firm neh-neh.
Much firmer than the pickled papayas of the old kways at Keong Saik Road, anyway.
And the little scroller is like a nipple like that.
And the pages don't get stuck together.
And to tell you the truth, sometimes being online is a lot like my own sex life:
Every so often, an error of type 3 will occur and my system will shut down.
In fact, restarting the computer is a lot faster than restarting my own system.
Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, after seeing all this porn on the Interneh, I can only conclude that technology is damn cock-up!
- LIM PEH