>Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut Geylang. May I have your..."
>
>Ah Beng: "Haloo, arh...can I orler huh..."
>
>Operator: "Can I have your Future Card number first, Sir?"
>
>Ah Beng: "It's arh..., hold on prease, arh..... S6102-0499-54610FC"
>
>Operator: "OK... you're... Tan Ah Beng alias 'Or Kwee Tao' and you're calling from 17-D Lorong 14, Geylang. Your home number is 6782 8828, your office 6782 8838 and your mobile is 96828848. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
>
>Ah Beng: "Home lah! Wah Lan...How you get all my phone lumbers, arh?"
>
>Operator: "We are connected to the 'FutureCard' system Sir"
>
>Ah Beng: "OK lah, okay lah...Can I orler your Seafood Pisar..."
>
>Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
>
>Ah Beng: "Why....Cannot arh?"
>
>Operator: "According to your latest medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
>
>Ah Beng: "What?...Wah Lan!....medical lecords also hab... you lecommend lah?"
>
>Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
>
>Ah Beng: "Wah...How you know I like Hokkien mee, arh?"
>
>Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
>
>Ah Beng: "OK...OK...Buay Ta Han... I give up... Gif me three family sized ones then, how much arh?
>
>Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $45..."
>
>Ah Beng: "I pay by FutureCard...Can or Not ?"
>
>Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $6720.55- since October last year"
>
>Ah Beng: "Ka Nee Nah!... Everything also know...chiat lat!"
>
>Operator: "That's not including the late payment charges on yourhousing loan Sir.
>
>Ah Beng: "Okay lah...I run to ATM and withdraw some cash before you come my house lor"
>
>Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today....with the latest withdrawal of $250 for 4D and TOTO at 2.46pm"
>
>Ah Beng: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I borrow money from my Ah Mah. How long arh?"
>
>Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...it'll be ready in 15 mins and you are only 5 mins away"
>
>Ah Beng: "Where got transport?"
>
>Operator: "According to the details in your FutureCard", you own a Honda Scooter, ...registration number FE 3288..."
>
>Ah Beng: "Ka Nee Nah!"
>
>Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"
>
>Ah Beng: [Speechless and calms down after being reminded of the brush with the law]
>
>Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
>
>Ah Beng: "Nothing... by the way... still got stock of that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised or not?"
>
>Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
>
>Ah Beng: [Heard cursing away as he slams down the phone and telling his family he is going to the Hawker Centre to 'Tar Pow']
Did you know that when you envy someone, it's because you really like that person?
Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weaklings and most succeptible?
Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need some one to protect them?
Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are : I love you, Sorry and help me The people who say these are that actually need them or really feel them, and are the ones you really need to treasure, because they have said them.
Did you know that people who occupy themselves by keeping others company or helping others are the ones that actually need your company and help?
Did you know that those who dress in red are more confidence in themselves?Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?
Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?
Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?
Did you know that those who need more of you are those that not mention it to you?
Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writting than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it in the face?
Did you know that what is most difficult for you to say or do is much more valuable than anything that is valuable that you can buy with money?
Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?
Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.
But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself , if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned of,and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two folds.
Easter aka Patrick
25
1998 to 1999 WCG Starcraft Champ
2001 to 2001 WCG Warcraft3 Champ
[[ The Wishlist ]]
New life!
If only you could know me better
Rich, Smart & wish i knew you 2 years ago.
To Be In your Arms "Ms Lee"
To know how to drive
To get my degree
To company her to Malaysia or any country
Get more friends
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>Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut Geylang. May I have your..."
>
>Ah Beng: "Haloo, arh...can I orler huh..."
>
>Operator: "Can I have your Future Card number first, Sir?"
>
>Ah Beng: "It's arh..., hold on prease, arh..... S6102-0499-54610FC"
>
>Operator: "OK... you're... Tan Ah Beng alias 'Or Kwee Tao' and you're calling from 17-D Lorong 14, Geylang. Your home number is 6782 8828, your office 6782 8838 and your mobile is 96828848. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
>
>Ah Beng: "Home lah! Wah Lan...How you get all my phone lumbers, arh?"
>
>Operator: "We are connected to the 'FutureCard' system Sir"
>
>Ah Beng: "OK lah, okay lah...Can I orler your Seafood Pisar..."
>
>Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
>
>Ah Beng: "Why....Cannot arh?"
>
>Operator: "According to your latest medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
>
>Ah Beng: "What?...Wah Lan!....medical lecords also hab... you lecommend lah?"
>
>Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
>
>Ah Beng: "Wah...How you know I like Hokkien mee, arh?"
>
>Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
>
>Ah Beng: "OK...OK...Buay Ta Han... I give up... Gif me three family sized ones then, how much arh?
>
>Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $45..."
>
>Ah Beng: "I pay by FutureCard...Can or Not ?"
>
>Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $6720.55- since October last year"
>
>Ah Beng: "Ka Nee Nah!... Everything also know...chiat lat!"
>
>Operator: "That's not including the late payment charges on yourhousing loan Sir.
>
>Ah Beng: "Okay lah...I run to ATM and withdraw some cash before you come my house lor"
>
>Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today....with the latest withdrawal of $250 for 4D and TOTO at 2.46pm"
>
>Ah Beng: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I borrow money from my Ah Mah. How long arh?"
>
>Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...it'll be ready in 15 mins and you are only 5 mins away"
>
>Ah Beng: "Where got transport?"
>
>Operator: "According to the details in your FutureCard", you own a Honda Scooter, ...registration number FE 3288..."
>
>Ah Beng: "Ka Nee Nah!"
>
>Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"
>
>Ah Beng: [Speechless and calms down after being reminded of the brush with the law]
>
>Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
>
>Ah Beng: "Nothing... by the way... still got stock of that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised or not?"
>
>Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
>
>Ah Beng: [Heard cursing away as he slams down the phone and telling his family he is going to the Hawker Centre to 'Tar Pow']
Did you know that when you envy someone, it's because you really like that person?
Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weaklings and most succeptible?
Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need some one to protect them?
Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are : I love you, Sorry and help me The people who say these are that actually need them or really feel them, and are the ones you really need to treasure, because they have said them.
Did you know that people who occupy themselves by keeping others company or helping others are the ones that actually need your company and help?
Did you know that those who dress in red are more confidence in themselves?Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?
Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?
Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?
Did you know that those who need more of you are those that not mention it to you?
Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writting than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it in the face?
Did you know that what is most difficult for you to say or do is much more valuable than anything that is valuable that you can buy with money?
Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?
Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.
But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself , if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned of,and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two folds.